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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
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Its all rainy outside.. Max does not enjoy long walks in the rain. Max = car. My 'ol car was lil bucket, haha, dont ask im fucking strange. lol.
So there's a weasel dressed like a pirate who has a baby panda for a pet.. the panda always rides on his back, clinging to him. They live at sea world. The weasel's name is Skye, and the panda's name changes whenever Skye feels the need to change it. Currently its name is Parrot because well, Skye is aspiring to be a pirate, durr. Skye wants to be a sea faring matey because he lost his back leg in a tragic blender accident (but if anyone asks he'll say a whale ate it) and he thinks that if you dont have a leg, you should be a pirate. And yes. He stole the whale thing from Charles Dickens. Parrot the panda eats anything that rhymes with bamboo, but he never touches the actual plant itself. Skye always yells at him, "Its BAMBOO not SHAMU" or "Its BAMBOO not SHAMPOO!" And whenever Parrot the panda is ooing and aahing over his favorite blend of shampoo, Skye becomes agitated. He hates the word "blend" because it reminds him of his tragic accident.
Whenever he is asked why he has no eyepatch if he is a pirate, Skye says he doesn't need one, because Parrot the panda has one. He doesn't understand the difference between an eyepatch and a patch around an eye. After watching Cast Away, Skye made a tiny raft and put it in the seal pen at the park. He floats around on it for days sometimes for no apparent reason at all. When someone inquires about his behavior, Skye replies that he saw a pirate in the movie Cast Away do the same thing. Apparently he believes Tom Hanks was a pirate, because, as he puts it, "he was hairy and smelly and stupid; just like the real thing!" Parrot the panda became obsessed with the movie Cast Away for a little while. He has a bottlecap permanently implanted into his belly. This is his form of tattoo. The bottlecap has been named Wilson, and on occasion Parrot the panda will converse with it. Skye is entertained by this, because watching a baby panda talk to an object lodged in his belly button would amuse anyone, really.
DAMN. I drew a weasel in english class.. and then my imagination took over.. and THIS is what comes OUT. I'm so making stories out of this. lmao.
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Saturday, January 21st, 2006
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| Time: | 2:52 pm. |
| Mood: |  content. | | Music: | Cascada :: Bad Boy. |
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This amused me :D
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Tiffany.
- Tiffany is the world's tallest woman.
- A thimbleful of Tiffany would weigh over 100 million tons.
- If you drop Tiffany from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
- Ideally, Tiffany should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- The horns of Tiffany are made entirely from hair.
- Tiffany will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
- Tiffany can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- Pacman was originally called Tiffanyman!
- Lightning strikes Tiffany over seven times every hour.
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
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Monday, December 5th, 2005
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"List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, they must be songs you are presently enjoying. Post these instructions in your Live Journal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to."
1. The Institute - Bullet-Proof Skin
2. Live - Dolphin Cry
3. Faith Hill - Where are you Christmas
4. DANE COOK!
5. Gorillaz - DARE
6. Ryan Adams - Wonderwall
7. Joey Mcintyre - LA Blue
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Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
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Sunday, August 28th, 2005
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Instructions:
List five songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist, and the song in your blog along with your five songs. Then tag five other people to see what they're listening to.
1. Tyler Hilton & Bethany Joy L :: When the Stars go Blue
2. Rise Against :: Swing Life Away
3. Dashboard Confessional :: Hands Down
4. The Veronicas :: 4-Ever
5. Story of the Year :: Bedroom Talk
I'm tagging:
Floppy disks and chinese pandas, bitches. o-o
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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
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| Time: | 6:20 pm. |
| Mood: |  crazy. | | Music: | Beach Boys :: Wouldn't it be nice. |
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NEWSFLASH:
Tiffy! IS A HYPER FREAKIN' MONKEY MOFO! ... HFFM!?!!! .>!
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| Subject: | $ |
| Time: | 1:42 pm. |
| Mood: |  naughty. | | Music: | Fall Out Boy :: The whole freakin' CD. :x. |
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Rawrl!
Cheerios taste good, mm. Honey nut. I'm sorry my conscience called in sick again, nananana. Wow.. I have to stop spamming these songs. But I can't, somehow. Its like demented heroin. Lol. I'm going driving again in a lil while... score.
For now, I shall finish my cereal and stop updating with pointless entries. :D !
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So hey. Its 2:43 in the morning, and i'm pretty damn wired. I have one sandal on my left foot for some reason -- but my right foot is bare. I should kick off the shoe, but really, whats the point? Plus i'm lazy. That would require too much effort. Mmhm. Anyway, enough about mah feet. O-o
I cant sleeeeep. My sister's dog gouged four holes in my leg this evenin'.. *grumble* If i touch it against anything, it stings like a bitch. I'm dreading actually HAVING to sleep. Meh. Soon, maybe... its been a long day. I found out earlier that the registration deadline for my college orientation has already passed. I am the worst type of procrastinator. It is not a good trait to possess. If it was mandatory, they might revoke my enrollment thinger. Lets hope that doesn't happen T__T ... *kicks off the sandal for the hell of it.* Otherwise, life has been pretty good lately. Dave and I are still going good 'n strong, and i'm so thankful to have him in my life, by my side. He graduates tomorrow. Goooo lover! Rawl!
.... I just sat here staring at a shadow on the wall. I coulda sworn it was moving, but then i realized, heeey its cast by an inanimate object, and heeeey its to my right. Know what that means? Oh, that means its time for me to sleep now.
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Thursday, April 21st, 2005
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| Time: | 10:50 pm. |
| Mood: |  ecstatic. | | Music: | The Used -|- I Caught Fire. |
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Tomorrow!
He will be here!
And I will be with him!
And then the dancing shall commence.
*dancedancedance*
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MasterWorkZero: tiffany i heard a rumor that andrew still refers to you as his girlfriend
haliah rael: let us hope that it is nothing more than a rumor spread by a dyslexic hobo
MasterWorkZero: no
haliah rael: where'd you hear that?
MasterWorkZero: aaron josh and doug
haliah rael: wtf
haliah rael: i'll kick his ass
haliah rael: do you know like.. how he says it by chance?
MasterWorkZero: mp
MasterWorkZero: no*
haliah rael: lol
haliah rael: ahkay
haliah rael: oh well.. his problem
haliah rael: thanks for letting me know though
haliah rael: now, i am off to dip a qtip in bleach and shove it in my ear to cleanse my brain of that
haliah rael: lmao
haliah rael: cya later
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I hope its a rumor. I won't call to find out though. AAAARRRRR. lol
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Saturday, April 9th, 2005
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Um. o.o From now on, i'll be updating mostly here:
www.kaydryn.deviantart.com
'cos it has emoticons, and plus Dave can see that one. And I don't really want him reading THIS account, 'cos it has all.. yeah. X_x; lol
I'll still update this one though, because I heart it. <3
The majority will be on DA, however. Yayful.
That 'tis all.
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Thursday, March 24th, 2005
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| Time: | 4:48 pm. |
| Mood: | crazy. |
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I keep forgetting to use this journal 'cos I have the one on DA now. X_x;
Anyway. I came home from school today, and there was a package in the mail from Dave.. I was like.. whaa!? He sent me a mix CD of all these sweet songs, and some of my favs are on there. He knows me so damn well. ^^ God.. how can one person be that perfect? He's incredible, he really is. He'll be here saturday, and then we can spend FIVE days together! FIVE :D :D :D And.. though that may seem like a long amount of time.. I know with utmost certainty it will go by too fast for the both of us. We'll have to make it last. I'm sure we can handle that. ^^
Tomorrow, Nicole, lil Nikki, and Josie are coming over to chill. It shall be fun as lil Nikki is "jesus" and we hafta ressurect her. XDDD
On a side note.. will smith is bangin'. lol
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| Time: | 11:20 pm. |
| Mood: |  indescribable. |
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I don't feel like myself today, at all. T___T; My throat is killing me. Dave called about an hour ago.. we were talking, but I couldn't talk for long obviously since my NONEXISTANT TONSILS are RAW BITCHES *stabs with pliers*... >_O; .. ^^;;; Anyhoo. Ahm. Yes. We had an interesting conversation.. and it led to my hit list again. I was informed that Anne should be atop it. Mmhm. For "reasons", he said, that he then wouldn't tell me. I'm not worried about it, we talked, and I know where everything stands.. but the "reasons" he won't fucking tell me are bothering me to hell and back. I thought I knew them all already. What else is there to know? lol And I keep swearing today. God damn you throatiful region. Damn you to the depths of a firey brimstone filled cavern that houses many slightly irritated midgets.
Iced Tea is liquidated crack in a can. I can't stop drinking the stuff, and I really should, since i'm drinking a twelve pack in like 3 days. Thats sad. I should try and eliminate it altogether, but, its tastiful. lol Call me addict Tiffy. .. And then gimme some ice cubes, damn you.
My URI acceptance letter came in the mail, and now its official; i don't suck as bad as i thought i did. Haha. That college essay was such a pain, writing it was like bungee jumping, you fall most of the way down before you realize "Wow, I could kinda die." And yeah that was originally going somewhere, but now its not. I know that sentence made no sense at all. You know what else I know? Yeah, I don't care. lmao
I *MEANT* to say it takes forever to write and then you read it, realize how horrible it is, scrap it and start over. What that has to do with bungee jumping at all is beyond me. My mind has strange correlation methods. I dare not question it. Maybe the rewriting is equal to bouncing back up and down for awhile on the bungee cord before it either snaps and you die, aka the essay is trashed, or the cord stops moving altogether and you're fine, aka the essay rocks the lamps. ... Riiiiight.
Today when I came home from school, I went in my room and found a few things of mine shattered on the floor. I died a little on the inside. They were important to me, little material items that they were; it was the memories they captured that thrived within them that mattered. I suppose the memories are unbreakable, at least. After a few minutes of staring at the pieces of them spread across my carpet I realized that and was alright. Its funny, how something so precious to you one minute, can be nothing more than a nuisance the next.. a cherished item, to bothersome jagged glass across your carpet, reduced to junk. It was like looking at a life that had plummeted into layer beyond layer, depth beyond depth of illusion before striking the hard surface of reality. Yeah thats right, it was a semi-thoughtful moment. I had a moment where I was actually having deep thoughts while gazing at the stuff all over my floor. It was awfully surprising. lol Mm, i'm feeling figurative, very.. metaphorical today, yes yes. It made me sad though, thinking like that. I hate it when my mind does that to me. I enjoy being a happy person, and whenever it travels the ways of .. not really pessimism... but you know what I mean. Whenever it starts heading that way, it makes me kind of upset, because I don't quite like thinking like that. Even if its true. I hate that, blah, blah I say. It seems to do that often though. It doesn't last long, thankfully. Except for today. As you can tell by this entry, my mood is extremely odd. The tone in my head is neither happy nor sad.. mostly its neutral. Its just kinda there, chillin like a klondike bar amidst a bunch of ice cubes.
Again.. I'm sorry if this entry is slightly unnerving. I'm not normal today. Or maybe I am, for once? I dunno. Its all weirded out.
Lol, i'm done.
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Saturday, February 26th, 2005
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| Time: | 10:49 pm. |
| Mood: |  devious. | | Music: | RAAaaaaAAaaWwwwRRrrrr x 3. |
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I need to find a LJ layout code. My LJ blows. T____T *kicks it*
The end. ^^
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| Time: | 10:41 am. |
| Mood: |  groggy. | | Music: | Incubus -|- I Miss You. |
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Today, Dave would've been less than an hour from my house. Keywords: LESS. THAN. T__T;; But my parents were sick all week.. and didn't think they could drive me.. but nooo today somehow theyre fine! X_X Now, I don't know when I can see him again. I miss him more than anything. Bleh..
I watched "A Walk to Remember" last night.. possibly the worst movie to watch when missing someone. It made me want to do overly romantic things, make gestures. That is bad when Tiffy is in that mood. XD
K, i'm out for now.
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Saturday, February 19th, 2005
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| Time: | 4:32 am. |
| Mood: | ecstatic. |
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Ahh, i'm taking a break real quick so as I can eat breakfast.. Figured i'd post. I've been up since three. Lol, its madness! My morning has consisted of: Waking up, showering, drying off, fixing my hair, putting on clothes, taking off clothes, putting on different clothes, taking off different clothes, putting back on original clothes, walking around in no clothes... lol.. I'm so excited, but nervous as hell at the same time. *munches cereal and muffin-age* .. And I never usually eat breakfast, either. I think i'm only doing it now for the sake of having something in my mouth -- that way I won't squeal like a damn hyped up frat girl and wake everyone else up. Though I should, really, 'cos we're leaving in an hour. AN HOUR! *falls over*
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Friday, February 18th, 2005
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| Time: | 11:39 am. |
| Mood: |  excited. | | Music: | Trapt ._ Still Frame _.. |
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LESS THAN 24 HOURS. O____O;
I'M
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AHHHHHH
lol SJDIAFSNDG!! Oh.. god.. when i look in his eyes, i'm going to melt, i swear to god. I don't know if I completely trust myself this weekend either. X__X
After years..
He's only a few hours away.
*random squealage*
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Thursday, February 17th, 2005
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| Time: | 2:49 pm. |
| Mood: |  irritated. |
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Oi, I'm starting to get a bad feeling that i've been screwed over by my guidance counselor. X__x;; I haven't heard from any colleges.. and.. She's been known to mess up around application time. I sent out all my applications online, to be safe from her wrath, and ALL she had to do was send my freakin' transcripts out. I even supplied the envelopes and stamps. :| But.. everytime I check the status of my applications, it says they haven't been reviewed yet. That can mean one of two things.
1. They haven't gotten around to mine yet or
2. My guidance counselor is a fuckup and didnt send out my transcripts
I'm praying its the former rather than the latter. I'll kill her. lol
So tomorrow, I'll stop by the office for a chat. Yes yes.
And until then...
I will continue to freak out. XD
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